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HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you




YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


WELCOME - Come on in and have a piece of 3.14159265


TAGS: welcome come on in piece
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 9:30 am
Yummy! A nice, hot apple Pi! I was thinking of giving 3.14159265 Lions, but decided to give you 5L!


ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE -


TAGS: beatles come together
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:36 am
Allen Klein was a Sith lord.


LIFE -


TAGS: tragedy comedy life demotivational poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:06 pm
IgV! WOW! What can I say, but really glad you're making posters again! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 7:34 pm

and these are what 5L posters are supposed to look like. you're outdoing yourself lg. stunning.


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




REDHEADS - Not everybody wants one.


TAGS: redheads come in xlg too
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:41 pm
LOL! Man down! We've got a man down.
suenero - September 2, 2010, 11:37 pm
BBW cleavage. My kryptonite. Please stop me before...before...oh for the love of gawd, stop me!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
per RL's poster, its not to hard to change how you feel.... w/ just a few more shots
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 9:46 pm
Hair clip.... chambered, and ready to use! (you know what I'm sayin)


IN-TAX-ICATION -


TAGS: aprchallenge income tax
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Chef - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Five Ls for making me laugh and cry with the same damned poster!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:54 am
Nice nails, dude. Do you do them yourself?
Bob D. Sailor - April 18, 2010, 6:46 pm
I ended up owing taxes this year cause of a fat finger mistake someone did and said I had 2 dependants and I'm single with no kids..
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 5:35 pm
I wish I could have printed this out and sent it off w/ my return.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:33 pm
WOW! One of your best ever Sick. 5Ls and Faved.
pieman - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
5l for you there buzz kill mcgee.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 5:12 pm
If the truth of this wasn't so sick I'd say it was sick, Sick. A finski for you.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:50 pm
You're pissing on my parade!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:28 am
LOL... Never thought this way... 5L!


POWER -




Momma was right! -




DEATH - does


TAGS: life death overcome
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by TigerKid

LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 10:42 pm
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:45 am
Nice one. 5L
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:02 am
Touche'


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




BITCH, PLEASE - EVEN MARK WAHLBERG CAN SEE THAT JOHNNY GRAHAM IS FULL OF SHIT




PRAY -


TAGS: judgement day zomie comet
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 1:44 am
Don't forget a good, sturdy, mechanical, metal hand.
Tivo - February 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
Ok, all I would need is a shotgun(with plenty of ammo)and a snow plow, and I'd be set.
scarr3d - February 4, 2011, 1:44 pm
hmmm let me have the technology and resources to make a floating empire in the sky for me n my friends(and whatever family members/people i choose)and i will be happy no matter how the earth dies...as long as i don't go with it of course
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 3, 2011, 11:24 pm
Don't forget the cow catcher on the front to clear the pile and a flame thrower on the trunk to clean up the mess you leave...lol
agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:39 pm
Throw in a hood-mounted shotgun triggered by the car horn, and I'll take it!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 9:01 pm
i start welding some chainsaws to the front of my car. the ultimate zombie killmobile
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:53 am
Me too. Bring on the Zeds... just as soon as I get that missile silo/house bought.
Tivo - February 3, 2011, 9:08 am
I completely agree


CANADA - Defender of the beaver tail. Master of the moose. Keeper of the maple syrup.


TAGS: he comes from a very french town so dont make fun of his accent
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:31 pm
I am glad I stumbled upon this. Hell, Trash, for his last comment gets this poster a 5L. (Yes I know this poster is almost a year old)
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 3:19 pm
poorly spelled random french words and phrases remembered from years of french classes and 1 episode of the wonder years.
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:16 pm
i reconize the word monsieurre
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
?
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:52 pm
oui oui monsieurre pomplamousse chien haha vous lez vous du beurre jerry lewis pomme de terre mon frere?
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:46 pm
LMAO! just the tags alone get you 5! FRENCHIE!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:42 pm
Oh Canada our home's on native land.....
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:41 pm
And beaver tail is exactly what it sounds like. "glorious and free"
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:40 pm
LMAO Trash!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maple syrup is used as lube. Canadian tire money as rolling papers.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:30 pm
I distinctly remember Sean talking aboot Uncle Steve, baseball, home runs and coming home with Canadian Tire Money
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:26 pm
No that's Canadian Tire money
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:25 pm
I think its their currency
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
I'm still trying to figure out what Maple Syrup is a euphemism for
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
What aboot the canadian lingo is hard?
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:15 pm
Rolex = see Sean's poster with the competitive Rolex. Hey I'm just starting to get this Canadian lingo down!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:11 pm
Yeah a shitty fake Rolex he bought on a beach in Mexico.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:08 pm
and a Rolex
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 22, 2009, 1:38 pm
It's like curling with less brooms.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 11:28 am
I see he has his competitive fisting knuckles on...so how do they score that anyway?


BENDER - Please insert liquor!


TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by jalford

MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, cock goes in Jalfords rear.


WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.




BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death




LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




DIET WATER -




INTERNET -


TAGS: welcome to fapulous interwebs
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:51 am
A sure-sign that someone has been trolling!


TAX TIME POSERS - Making a hundred dollars look like more since 1913


TAGS: income tax refund
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:35 pm
Hey, a NYC bankroll…$131. Ones; a pigeon dropper’s tool kit since the ‘30s. Thnx for the memorie5 MD


REGRETS -


TAGS: adapt adjust overcome or drink
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:42 pm
Amsome aggy.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:18 am
Only the best of us do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:16 am
I choose Drink.....5L


THE TAX HIKE -


TAGS: income tax preparation alternatives humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
The motto of the IRS is: "We fund freedom." What have you got against freedom?
demon001 - January 5, 2014, 6:25 pm
Sounds like Ted Kaczynski!!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:06 pm

And the 42 shares has got to be a glitch. Got to be.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:05 pm

Well, I just love a man with dishpan hands~~and a beard.
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:15 pm
Holy nepotism, she only has 3 votes but already managed 42 shares Batman! No Robin, I hear that her and rerun are just close friends! You know I'm just kidding right lg? Word has it you're actually kissin' cousins.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:53 pm

;)
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:52 pm

Just think, a 5L would be worth a 5-kazillion L back in 1932...
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 3:33 pm
Good plan
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:21 pm
Yep, pretty soon it'll have to be 6L to have any value. Before the hike you'll have to settle for the old 5L.


PRIDE -


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by rerun

EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -


TAGS: hunter becomes the hunted cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:22 pm
Beautifully simple.
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 5:51 pm
elegant


TURIST SPIK INGLISH - From Uruguay with love,welcome!




BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by forseti

matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


JESUS IS COMING - Try to look busy .....And hide the bong.




PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: come out
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 4:23 pm
My secret is out
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:20 pm
Speaking of which... Excellent poster Cubby!
spacedog - August 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Wow. Someone transcended into doing REAL motivational posters. 5L


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


STEPHEN COLBERT - Yeah, he's pretty much like that.


TAGS: stephen colbert comedy
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by subltehustle5

spencer - August 28, 2009, 10:28 am
not funny. he is but your captions suck.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 11:09 am
No they wouldn't. It's comedy central. They can do whatever they want
Fair Balanced - November 3, 2008, 11:05 am
If he would of stayed Comedy Central would of had to give "equal time" to all the canidates. Its the Same reason Thompson didn't announce offically until after Law& Order ended.
Overlord Douchebag - October 18, 2008, 4:14 pm
He did stick to it, but he got rejected or something.
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 3:45 pm
I wish he had stuck to his Presidential office bid. He would have really done some good.
russ - August 28, 2008, 9:43 pm
freaking awesome
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
like what?


FISHING IS SO RELAXING -




WHEN THE GIANT MONSTER APOCALYPSE COMES - We are gonna be sorry we didn't pay attention to this plea!


TAGS: when the giant monster apocalypse comes
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:03 pm
Great one. 5L


VEGAS RULE #1 - What Happens Here, Stays Here.


TAGS: welcome to vegas rule 1
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by MustyK

kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:58 pm
If that's Vegas Rule #1... What're the others? Or are there any?
MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:53 pm
I thought he was still there !!
TheGoat - March 7, 2010, 8:40 am
Tell that to OJ!


THE BUTT OF EVERYONE'S JOKES -


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm
Dane Cook. In the least flattering photograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm
Who Is He ?


RULE AROUND MY HOUSE - As long as one person LAUGHS.... ITS FUNNY.


TAGS: house rules comedy house fire
Rating: 3.8/5

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CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:14 pm
lol, nice poster
Derek - March 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Unlike here - unless it's the moderator ;})


CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


MATING SEASON - And a hose just won't stop them!




LIBERALS -


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are shotgunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


SLIMER - Now we know where his name comes from.




ANACONDAS - Come on in!! Theres always room!


TAGS: snake eat come on in anaconda lol scary funny fence
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by i am xombie

Snakechic - September 7, 2011, 11:55 pm
Except the fact that snake is an African Rock Python.


YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




WEEKENDS -


TAGS: weekends welcome short bus
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Jackl - November 8, 2010, 2:14 pm
Yep , cannot wait to find this one at the local Wal-mart ..till then it makes a great wallpaper for my computer
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
I want that doormat!


SWEET OLD MISS JOYCE -


TAGS: sweet old lady with age comes wisdom
Rating: 4.29/5

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Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:04 am
Dats right you gosh damn wipersnappers! 5L Ice


LITTLE BIG PLANET - Killing off the PS3 population one level at a time.


TAGS: ps3 little big planet video games comedy
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by HtD

Zagato - December 11, 2009, 12:33 am
no freaking way! i must see this level to believe it
Someone Else - May 25, 2009, 9:23 pm
Sad thing is. I know what levels they're talking about


WELCOME TO EARTH - In case you haven't already noticed, this is where all the amsome is.


TAGS: welcome to earf
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2012, 12:05 pm
Amsome is our word. The spelling is correct. Critic fail!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2012, 12:04 pm
You have no right to criticize. You've never made any posters.
SpellCheck - September 14, 2012, 11:38 am
Another fucked up poster due to the fact that someone can't spell.
321fail - March 15, 2011, 9:04 pm
Lol, the rating is Pi.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 13, 2010, 1:00 pm
eventually you'll find the poster that started it all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 13, 2010, 1:00 pm
It's a Motifake thing....Just roll with it.
Cloudchaser - April 13, 2010, 12:45 pm
Crap, I mean I doubt it was an accidental typo
Cloudchaser - April 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
What is "amsome"? "w" and "m" are so far part on the keyboard that I doubt it's an intentional typo to be funny


RELATIONSHIP -


TAGS: life time human nature differences talk overcome friend husband wife value solution
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

forseti - June 23, 2010, 9:33 am
lesbian relationship i guess... ;)
hootizz - June 23, 2010, 5:31 am
...thats so fascinating...., now hurry up and pass me the Jif...!!
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:23 pm
I don't remember using those fonts when I created this poster.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:02 pm
It's more about shutting up and listening... and dogs have it down!


Viking Rule all -


TAGS: ninja comedy nerd geek viking comedy
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Jim

datnigga - July 19, 2008, 4:41 pm
they also piss bricks, and they have teh Adrian Peterson!!!1


Story Telling -


TAGS: garyo comes by his story telling talent naturally never let go of your inner child
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
Glad ya did stumble upon it...a tribute to Mr. Gary! Got a few more cute kids say what posters coming. Thanks for the 5L and a fav to boot!
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:09 am
Shyt, Missy. How'd I miss this?! 5L fav...dang this is good


GOOD LUCK -


TAGS: good luck kick come mr moooooooooooo
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 11:26 am
Grasshopper has approved this motifake.
rerun - November 15, 2009, 8:45 am

This is also known as the Jewish BJ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2009, 1:52 am
Totally uncalled for Ron. 5.


PRODUCT DELIVERY -




IF THIS LOOKS LIKE A TORTURE RACK THAN WELCOME TO THE INSOMNIAC CLUB. - If this looks like a torture rack than welcome to the Insomniac club.




FUDGE STRIPES - Not just found in cookies..




ALASKA - Will it ever recover ?




YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.


TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


OBEY THE SIGN! - No matter how much Moooooooo offers you to put your hand there... you'll only find shame.


TAGS: jamesons comes from his udders
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 2:44 pm

LOL!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 3, 2010, 8:26 am
Bastards!
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
Awwwwww c'mon. The bastiche is so doggone friendly. What could go wrong?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
I was bored in there.
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:35 pm
that, as well as a VCR and a laptop i found in there.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:33 pm
Why, pzy... did you pawn it already?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:32 pm
Smells like it.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 8:30 pm
Wristwatch? Does Moooooooooo know Charlie Sheen by any chance?
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:29 pm
would you reaaaally want it back?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:23 pm
And with any luck, my wristwatch... anyone? Anyone?


ATTENTIVENESS -


TAGS: come quietly bipolar
Rating: 5/5

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forseti - July 22, 2011, 1:52 am
LOL!
champ99 - July 21, 2011, 2:31 pm
I'll let you know in in a minute...


BAD DECISIONS -


TAGS: let rover come over and give ya a bone of his own
Rating: 4.79/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:58 pm
Her on time at band camp
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Now this is funny. I mean - I've heard it before in about a dozen emails, but at least its an attempt at a good poster. If unoriginal.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:43 am
but will she call in the morning? "Here, Boy, 'mere boy" 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:38 am
5L.....you dirty, dirty man.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:54 am

My best friend, my peanut butter.....
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:16 am
5L
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
Perfect! 5L's, i like that font to Bone
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
Great. A perfect motifake.


HOPE ANYWAYS -




BIPOLAR -


TAGS: 2 becomes 1
Rating: 4.47/5

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forseti - April 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
LOL! 5 polar bears


THE CHASE -




NICKNAMES-BE CAREFUL WHO YOU GIVE THEM TO -


TAGS: thanks goes to the comedy of pete lee for inspiration
Rating: 4.22/5

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Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:54 pm
I'll admit... this is funny. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, but this is funny. 5L.


WAITING -




COME ALONG -


TAGS: come along quickly ruin babes
Rating: 4/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:04 pm
Concentration - Fail


Cancelled -




AVATARDED -


TAGS: mr bean avatar imdb tth moe to come
Rating: 3.71/5

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Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 9:14 pm

thnx fp...and here i thought no one noticed.
Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 5:56 pm
Nice one RL. I like how you added the tirubtesqe stuff on the side.


NASA - No wonder they're getting funding cuts !!




LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives butt heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his assertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be naked...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor analogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been perverted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


JAPAN - Welcome to Japan.


TAGS: japan welcome
Rating: 3.3/5

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rerun - October 1, 2009, 9:15 pm

I have seen much better looking Japanese women....although the one on our right is pretty nice
fap - October 1, 2009, 7:18 pm
fapfapfap.......................
tehsupercheez - October 1, 2009, 5:43 pm
these are quite possibly the most beautiful girls in japan. wonder if there are more pictures of them anywhere?


DO YOU WANT TO PLAY -




ONE MAN'S FATE... - COMES FROM ANOTHER MAN'S WAIT




NICOTINE - No such thing as too much of a good thing.




HOLY SHIT! -


TAGS: comet holy shit astronaut moon earth destruction houston
Rating: 2.43/5

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yon - January 9, 2009, 12:57 pm
correction he dies content that people like you are dead and cant ask stupid questions anymore.
Atomic_Flame - December 21, 2008, 10:55 pm
He dies, obviously.
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 9:59 pm
What does the astronaut do, when he runs out of oxygen?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 11:08 am
Not on the moon, that's for sure.
Joel - October 23, 2008, 7:12 am
I wonder where the luckiest man in the world was when this happened...


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TAGS: come join the peace cause
Rating: 2.06/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 23, 2010, 4:38 pm
rerun, not active service anymore. Not it is in reserve. I have 4 more years of that, then I am done with my service.
forseti - September 21, 2010, 7:19 pm
answered
rerun - September 21, 2010, 7:01 pm

PM forseti
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
ROFL rerun, I love you... not the way you think in this moment. Strictly physical!
rerun - September 21, 2010, 6:35 pm

So Georgi, you are in the army?
GeorgiZhukov - September 20, 2010, 11:37 pm
I know that it's not really a question but I will answer it anyway. I fight for my family, and my country. Same as my father, Uncle, grandfather, and my great-grandfather. Looks like General Grievous from Star Wars.
Claire - September 20, 2010, 10:15 pm
It's a face?
jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:13 pm
it is staring at me..no really look it has a faaace!!!
Claire - September 20, 2010, 8:48 pm
This belongs on Politifake.


FUNNY - Ur doin it wrong




noon -


TAGS: comes early enough
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 17, 2013, 12:31 pm
Haha, love this one!


The Great Depression -


TAGS: we ve come a long way
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:25 am
Heh, it do look rather virginal
Greeny - October 17, 2013, 5:03 am
Use the Wheelbarrow - duh
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 10:28 am
L L L L L
ughomer - October 16, 2013, 9:20 am
Profound,I found!! 5L.
GaryO - October 15, 2013, 7:47 pm
Thanks, Pard
spacedog - October 15, 2013, 7:34 pm
Nice one Gary.
GaryO - October 15, 2013, 8:27 am
Heh, this started out as a funny, then proceeded to rather serious. Thanx guys.
Reality Lord - October 15, 2013, 6:41 am

5omthing tells me we might start knowing "real problems" again.....rreal soon
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:18 pm
Wow, that is stunning GaryO


Children's Sizes -


TAGS: nike escape comes children s sizes
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - June 19, 2013, 9:10 pm
Fair warning: Experience may vary.
Rudedog - June 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Great poster run. I will watch Fox News with renewed interest.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2013, 10:15 pm

miss priss cult....BWA-AHAHAHAHAHAH


THE GREAT -


TAGS: moderator guild welcomes you
Rating: 4.67/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:16 am
josh catlin keeps the ounder his bed
GySgt1811 - March 26, 2011, 9:43 am
Well...yes.
LeightonESmith - March 25, 2011, 8:31 pm
This is the kind of poster i picture as a response to the "unfunny" criticism by the modz
motinet - March 24, 2011, 9:07 pm

epic!
rerun - March 24, 2011, 8:11 pm

There are 5 mods & Mr. M, you should consider yourselves very fortunate I am not one of the mods pictured here....I'm at least 3 inches taller than these guys.
GySgt1811 - March 24, 2011, 5:57 pm
God bless you, Airman. Where do I send the case of Glenfiddich? The scotch won't be the only thing room temperature on this sight. (TheOne, I guess we'll both be deep in regret.)
TheOne - March 24, 2011, 5:41 pm
Lucky lil bastards...(im gonna regret this comment).


LOGIC -


TAGS: death comes quickly smoking kills
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 11:55 pm
Mother of god...


SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered


TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 bitchin' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.


WELCOME TO UTAH - Be careful, it's exactly like that ...




Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


THE GREAT DEPRESSION -




AIRMAN - Receives His Inspiration From A Higher Source.


TAGS: airman his inspiration comes from above
Rating: 4.18/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:49 am
- and perspiration, I'll wager


ROFLCOPTER -




SELF EXPRESSION - What the hell has it come to?




ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY - INVITATION -


TAGS: st patrick s day invitation open house all welcome free beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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5150monkeylove - March 17, 2011, 4:14 pm
So long as it's not a surprise party....lol


WHY ME? -


TAGS: do i need to become homosexuell sausage fest syndrome
Rating: 3.79/5

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forseti - May 21, 2010, 5:00 pm
Honey, please... YOU are the one who shows everybody his stinger with your avatar! ;)
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 11:33 am
try? I thought you....oh never mind...


KARMA -




THE HOOK-UP - A morning of awkwardness beats a night of loneliness!




FAILURE -


TAGS: death comes to town
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
We're all like that. But don't tell the Yanks that. They think they understand us and we bore them. It's better that way.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:38 pm
True Canadians.
Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's great. They still have their edge and their touch. It's amazing in a way. And Dave Foley is just chock full of MILFY goodness.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
*I think the
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
Death in it has been great, and I the Ricky character is hilarious. Plus the indian, the cops, and the CSI guy.
Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:30 pm
f n a.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:04 pm
Judging by the tags, you been watching the new Kids in the Hall series too?
spacedog - January 22, 2010, 9:54 pm
Nice work Sean.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:53 pm
Is that a lightbulb, lit on fire?


DETERMINATION - I might be old, deserted and forgotten But I won't give up until that perception has changed A bit of attention and you'll make me withstand anything


TAGS: determination to become better
Rating: 3.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:54 pm
They say if a butterfly flaps its wings, it can create tornadoes on the other side of the world... so I'll have to answer with "pesticides"
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 pm
O come ye mighty twisting wind….. what took you so damn long?


AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.


TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


GARDENING -




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